Where Are My Shoes?

When Pinky can't find her red shoes, she goes to school wearing salami on her feet, not knowing how crazy this day is gonna be. Everyone has a foot fetish, so they request that they eat cheese crackers in between Pinky's toes.

foot fetish lol

Set Up
Tyler go to camping today and can't find his red shoes.

Tall Tale
The series premiere starts out with Pinky waking up one morning from a kiss by Mr. Guinea Pig. Then she gets dressed. Pinky puts on a freshly ironed

A.Wedge of cheese B.Pink pony C.Dress

The answer is B. Pinky puts on a purple dress. Then she has breakfast. Then Mommy Dinky Doo called Pinky to hurry up so she doesn't miss the bus at school. Pinky rushes back to the room to finish getting ready, but then she realizes she's missing something. Then, much to her lucky, she can't find her red shoes! So she looks under the bed, scuba dives on the closet, and looks in the toilet, just to see if her nosy brother, Tyler, had put them there. But to no such lucky. Pinky is exasperated and doesn't want to go barefoot to school. Then Mommy called Pinky that the bus is here, so Pinky rushes downstairs, grabs her lunch bag, and gets an idea. She takes out two pieces of salami by her sandwich, straps them to her feet, gets on the bus, and goes to school. At school, she meets Nicholas and shows him her salami shoes. Nicholas shows her that he couldn't find his shoes either, so he had to go to school with meatloaves on his feet. But then when school starts, they see that Mrs. Maganza, their teacher, couldn't find her shoes, either. So she had to wear a pair of roast turkeys. She even has a matching purse. The class laughs and point out they couldn't find their shoes either. Bobby is wearing donuts, Daffinee is wearing cantaloupes. And Abby McTabby is wearing spaghetti ballet slippers. Then the principal announces that due to a mix-up in the kitchen, there will be shoes for lunch. Daffinee says ewww gross. Nobody wants to eating our shoes for food. Everyone is really exasperated. This causes Pinky to think BIG.

Big Idea
Pinky decides everyone will eat their food shoes and wear their feetwear foods, so that could get everything normal. Everyone thinks this is a great idea. They all march down to the cafeteria, with Pinky leading the way. They all set their food shoes on the table and start eating. It is the best lunch they have ever had. Then they find some shoe food to wear and the story ends with Pinky and her friends going home with full tummies and new shoes.

Conclusion
Tyler realized his shoes were under his cushion all along.

Games

 * What came first?
 * Eat it or Wear it?

Great Big Fancy Word
exasperated